Stand Mixer Buttermilk Biscuits, or Ode to the KitchenAid, or Today, I Am A Woman

12 Comments February 10, 2014 Lauren

For Christmas, my thoughtful and generous mother-in-law gifted us the loveliest KitchenAid stand mixer in a retro mint green hue. It is a truly beautiful piece of equipment and an object of design perfection. Opening our new mixer felt like a rite of passage into True Womanhood. Just owning the thing makes me feel like a domestic goddess and I’m pretty sure it’s made me a better wife. Ha!

In my slightly melodramatic, tradition-loving eyes, when one comes to own a KitchenAid, one is inducted into a time-honored order of serious home cooks and bakers. I really feel the blessings of a million lovingly-made birthday cakes and doting grandmothers enveloping my kitchen, and I love them all.

I'm now one degree of separation away from Julia Child. here's her mixer at the National Museum of American History

I’m now one degree of separation away from Julia Child, right? here’s her mixer at the National Museum of American History.

It’s no small surprise that after gazing longingly at the mixer for a few weeks during an especially busy holiday season, as it radiated the mint green glow of graceful experience from its shelf, I launched myself into a series of attempts to make Womanly Things with it. Yesterday’s crack at gender inequality yielded some of the softest, most buttery and delicious biscuits I’ve ever tasted… and I’d made them. WHOA. My gain is your gain! Behold….. buttermilk biscuits!

butter me up

STAND MIXER BUTTERMILK BISCUITS

Adapted from Broma Bakery

Ingredients:

2 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting
2 tsp sugar
1 tbsp baking powder
1 tsp kosher salt
1 stick butter, chilled and cut into squares
3/4 cup buttermilk

Directions:

Set up your stand mixer. Dust off the top. Pat it affectionately. Pre-heat your oven to 425 and grease a baking sheet. Add the flour, sugar, salt, and baking powder to the bowl and mix at medium speed (I used setting 4) with the whisk attachment. With the whisk attachment still in use and the motor running, add butter squares and allow to mix until the crumbs resemble cornmeal. This will take 3-5 minutes, so be patient- it’s still faster than cutting in butter with a pastry cutter and will be much more even.

Butter should mix in like this

Switch out the whisk for the dough hook attachment and turn speed back up to medium. In three additions, pour in the buttermilk, allowing the dough to absorb it between each pour. Let the dough hook mix it all up until the dough hangs on the hook in a ball, about another minute. Don’t over mix.

dough on hook

Lightly flour your hands, a rolling pin, and your rolling surface and plop the dough down. I really dislike the thought of rolling food out on a counter, so I use a flat, heavy, oversized cutting board for working and rolling dough. So there’s that. Pat the dough into a rough ball and begin rolling out in all directions, keeping the rolled surface level. I rolled my biscuits out to a 1/2 inch, but feel free to roll to a 3/4 inch or 1 inch height for taller biscuits, you showy thing, you. Cut out using a biscuit cutter or, as suggested in the original recipe, the top of a cocktail shaker! That worked perfectly for me- who knew?!

two uses- fabulous!

Cut all of the biscuits you can, and re-roll the dough, re-cutting as needed. This recipe yielded eleven biscuits for me, all of which were eaten same-day. Place the biscuits on your prepped baking sheet or, alternatively, in a cake pan or cast iron skillet for fluffy, pull-apart edges. Bake for 15 minutes, turning the baking sheet once. Voila! You’ve rocketed into the floury stratosphere of People Who Can Make Biscuits! Next time, I’m adding more sugar and using for strawberry-rhubarb shortcakes… stay tuned!

who had the best helpers in the world?! scissors, spoon, and all.

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White Beans, Cabbage, and a Lovely Cookbook (v, gf)

2 Comments January 2, 2014 Lauren

I’ve always looked up to my aunt Liz. A world-traveling, multilingual, distance running biological science grant approver with a PhD, she’s been reliably exciting and in-the-know my entire life (and hers, too). Being around her has always been an exhilarating treat; you should have seen the fervor caused when my two sisters and I would rip open boxloads of Liz’s hair products, makeup, jewelry, headbands, etc. that she was through with or passing on before an overseas move. Watching us divvy those half-used cans of designer mousse was like watching sweaty, sobbing pre-teen fans claw over each other to grab a tossed scrunchie at a Britney Spears concert. Big, Big News.

As you can imagine, this sense of excitement has only slightly dissipated, mostly because I’ve caught on to the whole “acting calm in public” thing (work in progress). When Liz gave me a copy of Heidi Swanson’s James Beard award-winning “Super Natural Every Day,” I had to work really hard to not squeal and yell MINE as soon as she handed it over. Super Natural is a lovely book by a lovely chef, filled with lovely photos and very helpful tips. In addition to the creative, delicious recipes, the pantry chapter is my favorite- Heidi really breaks down how to properly stock a modern kitchen. The cover recipe looked so glorious, I had to try it first. Cooked cabbage is a win in any dish for me, and this recipe was no exception. Have you tried Heidi’s recipes? What did you think?

WHITE BEANS AND CABBAGE

Adapted from Super Natural Every Day, by Heidi Swanson

Ingredients:

1 bag shredded green cabbage, about 3 cups
2-3 small Yukon Gold potatoes, scrubbed and chopped into 1/4″ dice
2 shallots, thinly sliced
1 can white beans, rinsed and drained
2-3 tbsp olive oil
kosher salt
Parmesan cheese, optional

Directions:

Heat 2 tbsp olive oil in a deep saucepan over medium heat. Take the time to let your OCD freak flag fly and really dice your potatoes into a small, uniform dice. Doing so will not only enhance the beauty of this dish and ensure even cooking of the potatoes, but will provide you with more crispy, cooked potato surface area, and who doesn’t want that?

So. Do that, then toss the potatoes and a healthy pinch of kosher salt with the hot oil. Cover the pan and cook for 5-8 minutes, scraping the pan occasionally, until the potatoes are cooked through. Add the shallots and the beans.

Allow the beans to cook in a single layer for a minute or two, until they’re slightly browned. Scrape the pan again, cook until the beans are browned all over and a bit crispy, then add the remaining tablespoon olive oil and the cabbage. The cabbage will wilt as you stir; once it has broken down a bit, you’re ready to taste for seasoning and serve. Enjoy!

we served ours with pork tenderloin. ’twas delish.

Have Yourself a Healthy Little Christmas

Leave a comment December 26, 2013 Lauren

Happy holidays! I hope everyone reading this is stuffed to the gills with pie and ham and eggnog and booze and sugar cookies. That’s a good way to be. Dave and I have between three and four family Christmases to attend each year and the highlight is always the food. This, for our crazy Cruse appetites, means two dinner plates each and a dessert plate, at every meal. WHOA. Hey, we love life! What can I say? A delicious practice, gorging ourselves, but fleeting and not without serious après-holiday plumping effects.

This year, Dave’s mama suggested a healthy Christmas Eve feast- novel idea! I assume some responsible families, somewhere (somewhere very far away from us, out of sight and mind) have been doing this for generations, but it was definitely a twist in our holiday routine. The menu included mashed sweet potatoes, Oaxacan eggplant spread, shrimp cocktail, quinoa salad, grilled salmon, and roasted pork tenderloin. Not a stick of butter in sight, and the meal was a huge hit! I’ve included all recipes below. What did you make? Does your family steer from the norm and go healthy during the holidays?

dinnah is served!

HEALTHY CHRISTMAS FEAST!

Grilled Salmon with Herb Rub: just posted this Allez! recipe last week! Such an easy crowd pleaser.

Oaxacan Eggplant Spread: adapted from Gourmet magazine. Char eggplants and poblanos, peel, chop, and combine with white onion, cilantro, lime, and the kicker- a habanero! Divine. This was the underdog Big Deal dish of the evening. We made it one before, in the summer- it’s really good with ice cold beer. Serve with corn tortillas or tortilla chips.

Mashed Sweet Potatoes: clean, roughly chop, and boil 3-4 large sweet potatoes until tender (do not skin). Drain, return to pot, and mash with 1/2-3/4 c orange juice, 2-3 tbsp margarine, 1 tsp cinnamon, and a pinch of kosher salt. Taste and add more OJ/margarine/cinnamon/salt to taste.

Quinoa Salad with Avocado, Black Beans, Corn, and Tomatoes: adapted from MindBodyGreen. Cook and cool 1 cup quinoa according to package directions. When cool, add a whisked vinaigrette of the juice of a lime, 2 tbsp olive oil, and 1/4 tsp each salt and pepper. Add a handful chopped cilantro, 1 cup corn, a rinsed can of black beans, 10-12 halved cherry tomatoes, and a diced avocado. Adjust seasoning to taste.

Pork Tenderloin: we roasted a pre-seasoned pork tenderloin from the store, but here’s an Allez! rosemary pork tenderloin recipe from February, 2012.

Shrimp Cocktail: who has two thumbs and forgot a close-up? This girl! But no biggie- just buy shrimp and serve with cocktail sauce. BOOM.

I hope the holidays were wonderful for you and that 2014 is full of joy and success. And, as always, thank you for reading!

Merry Christmas!

Herb-Rubbed Salmon with Savory Oat Groats & Kale (gf)

2 Comments December 18, 2013 Lauren

My next stop on the one-way kale train I’ve been lately on was a tasty and versatile savory grain recipe. It was a win-win because of the kale and because I heart savory cooked grains. We were given a generous amount of groats from my husband’w coworker, who bought them by mistake. After Dave made them for breakfast several times with milk, cinnamon, and berries, I thought to myself “self, I bet we could get rid of these more quickly if I paired them with dinner.” And guess what? Well, there were still a LOT of groats left and we’re not quite through them and there are only two of us for Pete’s sake, but the new dish helped us slog through.

I served this with salmon rubbed with my favorite herb rub and cooked in cast-iron. The fish can be grilled or broiled, so cook it however you’d like. The rub takes well to each of those cooking methods. If you don’t have kind coworkers to bless you with a windfall of oat groats, you can find them in the dry goods sections of health food stores or in larger grocery stores. You can usually buy them loose. Also, the groat recipe is vegan!

SAVORY OAT GROATS AND KALE (v, gf)
Adapted from Martha Stewart
Ingredients:

2 tbsp olive oil
1 yellow onion, diced
2 leeks, sliced into matchsticks and rinsed well in a colander
6 garlic cloves, minced
1 large carrot, diced
1 cup oat groats
1 cup vegetable stock
1 cup water
1/2 tsp Kosher salt
1 large bunch kale, deveined and chopped into ribbons
cracked black pepper
a pinch of crushed red pepper flakes
lemon wedges, for serving (optional)

Directions:

Heat 1 tbsp of the olive oil over medium heat. Add the onion, the leek matchsticks, and 3 cloves of garlic and cook, stirring frequently, until the onion is translucent. Stir in the carrot and the groats, and cook for 1 minute more. Add the stock, water, and salt and bring to a boil; when boiling, reduce heat and cover, cooking for 25-30 minutes.

before….

Meanwhile, heat the remaining tablespoon olive oil over medium in a deep saucepan. Add the kale and garlic and saute about 3-4 minutes, until the kale has wilted. When the groats have cooked their 25-30 minutes, stir in the kale and garlic, cracked black pepper to taste, and the crushed red pepper. Voila! All done! I like to serve this dish with lemon wedges on the side.

….after!

HERBED SALMON RUB

Adapted from Better Homes & Gardens

2 tsp dried rosemary
2 tsp dried thyme
2 tsp dried minced onion
2 tsp dried minced garlic or 1 tsp garlic powder
1 tsp Kosher salt
3/4 tsp cracked black pepper
1 1/2 tbsp brown sugar
salmon fillets, 1-inch thick, skin on
olive oil

Directions:

Okay, now for the fish! Heat your skillet over medium and add a teaspoon of olive oil. Add all rub ingredients in a food processor and blend well. This makes enough rub for a few go-rounds, so save what you don’t use in the fridge. You’ll be glad you did, this is good stuff right here.

Rub the salmon on both sides with olive oil. Take 1-2 tsp seasoning per filet and rub that onto the salmon flesh. Place the fillets in your skillet, skin side down, and cook 3-4 minutes, until about halfway done (you’ll see the color changing from dark pink to light). Flip over and cook an additional 3 minutes, or until the fish is cooked through and flaky. If you’re grilling or broiling, prep the same way but don’t flip. This rub is so flavorful, surprisingly so. It’s almost the only way i make salmon at home- I hope you like it! What rubs do you use on fish? Let me know what you think in the comments below.

kale. it’s so hot right now.

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Spaghetti Squash & Garlicky Kale: Vegan Italian Extravaganza! (v, gf)

7 Comments September 19, 2013 Lauren

Well, well, well, looks like dinner was vegan and I didn’t even mean to plan it that way. And meat was not missed! This meal was full-flavored, hearty, and robust, sans any major source of protein. I did miss having a glass of wine, though- but that still wouldn’t have disrupted the accidental vegan harmony (winey ommmmm).

Dave and I made spaghetti squash for the first time last month, after my mother-in-law ordered it at a Ruby Tuesday (who’da thunk it) the night before a race. The race went well and we were left with happy memories of swimming, sweating, and spaghetti squash. I’ve made it three times now, and have been roasting it à la Martha– the squash has turned out well each time. Ms. Stewart doens’t disappoint. You really will be shocked and amazed at how easily the strands shred away in noodle-like ribbons from their gourds. Ooh! Aah! Spaghetti squash has a mild, neutral flavor, so pairing it with this very bold kale worked well. I also opted to use Newman’s Own Sockarooni, a loud sauce, for the squash itself.

SPAGHETTI SQUASH & GARLICKY KALE

Ingredients:

1+ lb kale, washed and cut into ribbons
3 large cloves garlic, minced
3 tbsp olive oil
water
red wine vinegar
1 large spaghetti squash
1 jar Newman’s Own Sockarooni or 2 cups homemade marinara (show-off)
salt & cracked black pepper
Parmesan, if desired (I understand this is not vegan- leave it off for true vegan purity and click more for a related video)

Directions:

***Before you begin, let me tell you that roasting spaghetti squash takes an hour and a half. It can be microwaved, but I can give zero advice on microwaved spaghetti squash because I haven’t done it. That sounds pretty unappealing, anyway. Cleared your calendar? Good! Here we go!***

Preheat your oven to 375 degrees and move the rack you plan to use to the middle or bottom middle of the oven. Prick the spaghetti squash all over with a knife, in rows from top to bottom. Place the squash on a baking sheet and b=roast for 1 hour and 20 minutes- set your timer for 40 minutes so you can flip it halfway through.

Once you have flipped the squash at 40 minutes, heat your olive oil over medium-high heat in a heavy-bottomed dutch oven. Add enough chopped kale to cover the bottom of the pot and stir. It will be snap-crackle-popping, but don’t be scared. Add more kale if you think too much bare, hot pan is exposed and causing oil to pop. Stir and add the rest of the kale, in batches, coating with the hot oil. After all of the kale has wilted (about 3-5 minutes), salt it, cover and reduce heat to medium. After 5 minutes, or if the kale seems too dry, add a bit of water (about 1/4 cup), and recover.

Let this kale cook until the spaghetti squash has just 5 minutes left, and add more water if you need to. With 5 minutes to go on the squash, uncover the kale, cook off any excess water, and push the kale to one side of the pot. Add a splash of olive oil to the bare side, and add the garlic to the oil. Stir gently for 1 minute; then combine with the kale. Add a splash of red wine vinegar, and stir again. Done!

Okay, back to the squash. Remove it from the oven, cut off the ends with the trimmed stem, and cut the squash in half lengthwise to cool- use an oven mitt for this. It will be hot. Let the squash cool for about 15 minutes, then remove its middle seeds with a slotted spoon, the way you would with the seeds of a [piping hot] Halloween pumpkin. Holding a squash half with an oven mitt, scrape the flesh out from side to side over a colander. The flesh will come out in perfect, spaghetti-like strands! Heat a bit of sauce and top the squash with the sauce if your choice. Serve alongside the kale. Tasty, healthy, hearty, ever-loving goodness.

Provençal Fish Soup (pes, gf)

Leave a comment September 19, 2013 Lauren

The change of seasons must be triggering my cravings. I don’t know what it is about summer-to-fall, but the transition puts me into cooking and Pinterest overdrive! Two nights ago, I stopped at the grocery store on a mission: TO MAKE FISH SOUP. I had to have fish soup! A warming yet light, garlicky, fresh and fragrant tomato-based fish soup. IMMEDIATELY. The drive was so intense that I completely neglected to pick up the other items on my grocery list!

feeling rustic?

The soupy cravings I had were a perfect compass to a healthy and sustaining meal. We tend to eat large portions, and this recipe fed Dave and me for three meals straight. Please, if you’re a fish lover, give it a shot! It’s a boulliabaise-y dream come true. Would be even more delectable with a crusty loaf of French bread, and shrimp could be left out for those avoiding shellfish. Bonus: I felt quite rustic and womanly while making it. Ha! Bon appétit!

I love little fishes, don’t you?

PROVENCAL FISH SOUP

Adapted from Emeril Lagasse, bless his soul

Ingredients:

1 1/2 lbs cod or halibut, chopped into 1-inch chunks
1 lb shrimp, peeled and deveined
3 tbsp olive oil
1 large onion, chopped
2-3 stalks celery, chopped
10 cloves garlic, smashed (trust me on this)
1/3 c white wine
2 tbsp tomato paste
1 bottle (16 oz) clam juice
6 c vegetable broth, or 6 c water and 5 tsp vegetable base
pinch crushed red pepper
1 orange, juiced and rind reserved
2 fennel bulbs, cut in half width-wise and chopped
2 yellow potatoes, diced
1 large tomato, seeded and chopped
salt & cracked black pepper
2 tbsp fresh parsley, chopped

Directions:

In a large stockpot, heat the olive oil over medium heat. Add the onion, celery, and garlic, cooking until tender.

mmm, aromatics

Add the white wine, tomato paste, crushed red pepper, orange juice, clam juice, and vegetable broth. Cut a few inch-long strips off of the orange peel, and toss into the pot. Bring this stock to a boil and reduce by one-third. This took me about 10 minutes; feel free to taste-test to gauge your reduction time or cook at a lower heat if you’re blessed with this elusive “patience” I keep hearing about. Sounds interesting. I haven’t had time to check it out.

nourishing goodness

While the stock is reducing, finish chopping your tomato, fennel, and potatoes. Add these veggies when the stock has reduced, and cook at a simmer, uncovered, for 15 additional minutes. Salt and pepper your fish and cut into chunks. When the potatoes and fennel have cooked for 15 minutes, add the fish chunks, shrimp, and parsley. Cook for 5 minutes at medium heat, stirring to make sure the fish is well-immersed in the hot broth. Do a taste test and add salt and pepper, if you like (I added lotsa black pepper). Ladle into bowls and enjoy! And enjoy again!